Don’t call it a comeback!

Mood: Here's OMEN!!!
Listening to: Taking Back Sunday - MakeDamnSure
Reading: The Bible Code
Watching: None

Ok, so where to begin when everyone thinks you are dead?
Though I haven’t been entirely inactive with dA, apart from my occasional comments I have done nothing. A lot of things have happened over the past months and it’ll be hard to update everyone on everything but for those who care (and I know here on dA, there isn’t a lot of people who do) I will try my best.

So, Last journal I rambled on about work and wrestling…and that’s pretty much all I still get up to. This may sound sad but I feel I have prospered in wrestling as I had my in-ring debut in February for MPW in Canley with my tag team partner Tezz. Our debut match was one of dreams (and nightmares) as we were up against a team consisting of Scott Grimm & John Bull (members of a faction known as Damned Nation)…both being a lot taller and heavier than us. As the opening guitar riff of “Ace of Spades” played, we nervously appeared from ‘backstage’ and started pumping up the crowd only to be ambushed when entering the ropes. Needless to say we were owned all through this match with only aspects of control on our behalf. After Tezz was sufficiently beaten up, I suffered a double team manoeuvre known as Nightmare Sequence and then me and my already hurt partner were shoved into a ring corner and held by John Bull as Scott Grimm charged at us. Using the power of Rock, we managed to avoid the impact sending Scott Grimm into his partner. While distracted, we rolled up Grimm and That 70’s referee Andy Shoes counted 1…2…3! Wyld Stallyns are victorious in their debut!!!

We hauled our asses out of that ring and rose our arms triumphant even sneaking in a little air guitar, well as much as our battered bodies could take. I also made an appearance in a rumble where after fighting some of MPW’s baddies, I was eliminated by a superkick sending me off the apron and onto the floor (Tezz appeared unwillingly as he was sitting by the side of the ring only to be asked into the ring and then dumped unceremoniously over the ropes by some weirdo in a glittery purple outfit).

Next show was close to home at a pub in Birmingham, It would be The Wyld Stallyns & fellow hometown wrestler Ronin vs Gabriel Grey & Staxx (2 other members of Damned Nation) & Hatred. Unfortunately we weren’t so lucky this time. After me and Tezz took a massive beating without managing to tag in our big partner Ronin, I was in with Staxx (this guy weighs a hell of a lot…no offence to him but its true) and again using the power of Rock, I managed to slam him but not without hurting my back in the process. I managed to crawl to the ropes and tag in Ronin who cleared house, throwing Gabriel Grey out the ring who then laid out Tezz with force. I started to crawl towards Tezz so we could both make some sort of comeback but Grey managed to push me into a table. While this was going on, an “injured” John Bull jumped into the ring while the referee was distracted and hit Ronin with his crutch and allowed Hatred to pick up the victory…WE WERE CHEATED!!! John Bull then showed off his the fact that his leg was fine, and threw both me and Tezz into the ring despite the match being over. Bull then delivered a powerbomb to me in the centre of the ring and kicked me to the side. Bull then gored my partner as I lay unable to help him and to add insult to injury; Staxx hit a deadly spinning sit-down powerbomb on Tezz.

Next was a show in Coventry, Me and Tezz then went on to wrestle a singles match each with Tezz managing to gain a victory after I distracted Shawn Hunter (I’m no cheater but the chokeslam he used was so un-rock, he just had to be told about it). I wasn’t as lucky as I went up against the monster Jekkel. After a hard fought match from me and my opponent with me debuting my Guitar Solo Leg Drop, I hit my unnamed finisher which only managed to keep Jekkel down for a 2 count. I lifted Jekkel up and called for my finisher again only to be scooped up onto Jekkel’s shoulders and hit with his patented Jekkel Driver for the win. If I thought and hoped that was the end I was wrong as minutes after being dragged from the ring by Tezz, we had a rumble to fight in. Despite my nagging injuries, I managed to eliminate a few wrestlers and it all came down to me, Tezz and Jekkel. Jekkel took advantage of our fatigue and threw us towards the ropes, I wasn’t able to grab hold of anything and landed hard on the floor. But it wasn’t over for the Stallyns as Tezz managed to grab a rope and slide back in. Jekkel then attempted another throw over the ropes only for Tezz to reverse and throw Jekkel to the ground… Wyld Stallyn Tezz wins the rumble!

As if by chance, The Wyld Stallyns were booked in a tag team match against the team of Jekkel & his partner Exodus (The undefeated Jexodus). Jekkel came to the ring alone leading the fans, me and Tezz to assume Jekkel would be going at it alone. Despite the advantage of 2 vs. 1, we were unable to defeat the powerful Jekkel despite managing to control equal amounts of the match. Jekkel managed to hit a sit-down powerbomb on me; lift Tezz onto his shoulders & hit the Jekkel Driver on Tezz directly onto me with Referee Corey Vandal counting the pin and awarding Jekkel the win.

That was Wyld Stallyns last match to date, but not our last appearance as we witnessed Surf Digby suffering a submission after his match against Scott Grimm. We hit the ring stomping on Grimm who released the lock, only to double clothesline us and hit some suplex’s. Digby managed to gain control but out came John Bull who headbutted me, gave Tezz a Death Valley Driver and then the 2 hit the “Nightmare Sequence” on me but onto a prone Tezz. Surf Digby was then unfortunately beaten on as we were thrown from the ring and after much time, made our way backstage unhappy with our attempt at helping.

Me & Tezz have also refereed 2 shows for TXW (Triple X Wrestling) which has been awesome except for a wrestle called Dragon Aisu using a Michinoku Driver on me after a match he wasn’t even involved in because he was attacking one of the wrestlers involved in the match.

That’s all the wrestling up to this date with me and Tezz training all the time but Wyld Stallyns are having there first match after a month or so. Wrestling for a promotion called LPW, we are facing a tag team of Quentin Hyde Styles and well known UK wrestler Majik in Birmingham, I will inform you of how this turns out.

So that’s a whole whole lot of rambling I have done but I got started and then I couldn’t stop. As for work, I’ve been there over half a year and my job description has changed a lot and now we are left with lack of work meaning we jobs that people don’t want to do themselves. So work is boring but bareable with the people in the office but mostly on my section bringing some entertainment which reminds me, one of them being Michael may even be reading this as he found out I had a dA account and enjoys making fun of my old poems and junk…he also likes to think of me as an emo.

Other than that stuff, I’ve been trying to keep in touch with people from college and failing . My wrestling gear from America is STILL not here but I am hopeful that any day now I’ll get that glorious email telling me its being delivered.

Shout out goes to Soul Lozenge for commenting to me even when I wasted the year’s subscription she bought me. I do feel extremely bad about this and wish I could have been creative over this year but I have changed and I guess work & wrestling keeps my mind busy.

I will and I mean will…but I am probably lying (sorry) try to update my dA journal and possibly submit something but because I am not being creative on here, I don’t come on here as often and tend to talk on one of 2 wrestling forums. I also have a Myspace account which I haven’t updated ever but that’s next on my list.

Anyways I am going to stop this rant as I have wrestling camp all this weekend with my match this Sunday so I am going to get lack of sleep unless I drag myself away from my screen.

No Way...YES WAY *Air Guitar*